It's the mad, mad ramblings of an artist with no muse.
I think y’all are confused. If you’re reblogging this, it better be because you’re a damn good wing man and not because you’re using it to date someone else.
Also, only acceptable to not date me and wingman instead if 1. you’re in a committed, monogamous relationship 2. you’re substantially younger than me 3. im out of your league
i qualify for number one. i’d wingman for ya any day, budday!
i turn 25 today. fuckin weird.